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  THE GLAMOUR GIRLS OF PB

Photography by Michael Nevuex

Seven of the hottest, sassiest, tournament paintball babes that’ll smoke you on the field!
Hot chicks who play paintball?? Is that possible?
Can a girl really be good looking AND play ball?

We didn’t think so either, until we took three shots to the neck from each lovely lady and her gun. So now we have no choice but to agree.

To tell you the truth, we really didn’t wanna waste our time doing this kind of photo shoot, but once we looked into KeelyWatson’s eyes and Lisa Harvey’s…..um……eyes, we knew what we had to do.

So prepare yourself for the sexiest, most daring, and most life-altering pictures you’ve ever seen of your favorite tournament paintball girls.

Keely Watson
Femme Fatales

Seannette Taylor
Valkyries

Lisa Harvey
Femme Fatales

Special Thanks to Hollywood Sports for the fantastic locations.
www.hollywood sports.com

Hair and Make-up by: Kimberly Carlson

KEELY WATSON

Age: 21

Birthplace: Colorado Springs, CO

Sponsors: DYE, DYE, and DYE

Favorite Marker: DM4

Favorite Field: The original hyperball field at Badlandz

Favorite part of your body: Eyes

Least favorite: Hair

What do you wear to bed? Not much

Forget guys, who’s the sexiest girl in paintball? Definitely the booty-fabulous Lisa Harvey

What’s your favorite position… on the field?? Back to mid, dirty boys

Pick one. Go on a date with Jules Foote, eat a paintball, or dive face first into a muddy pile of crap?? Now those are some appealing choices.

If Playboy called, would you answer??? Depends on what they're offering.


Keely Watson
Femme Fatales
 
 

KAT GONG

Age: 19

Birthplace: The Jurrrsey Shore

Sponsors: WGP

Favorite Marker: E-Class Orracle, of course

Favorite Field: Top Gun Paintball in New Jersey

Favorite part of your body? Don’t have one, everything is not so good. Can Sonny answer for me??

Least favorite: Abs

What do you wear to bed? Wouldn’t you like to know?

Forget guys, who's the sexiest girl in paintball? Sarah Dunsmiur. WHAT A HOTTIE!

What's your favorite position... on the field?? Everywhere.

Would you rather date Jules Foote, eat a paintball, or dive face first into a muddy pile of crap?? I guess I would have to pick Jules (SUCCESS!!!).

If Playboy called, would you answer??? YES!!! But only if I got to tour the Playboy mansion first.



Kat Gong
Fallen Angels
 
 

LISA HARVEY

Age: 24

Birthplace: Torrance, California

Sponsors: Dye, Extreme Rage, Halo, PMI, Odyssey and RP

Favorite Marker: DM4

Favorite Field: SC Village Favorite part of your body? My Chest!!!!! Totally! Ha Ha!!

Least favorite? Let's not get into that, we could be all day!

What do you wear to bed? You need an invitation to my bed to answer that question.

Forget guys, who's the sexiest girl in paintball? That could get me in trouble. Keely, of course.

What's your favorite position... on the field? You had me there for a second, on the field... Always Back, Fo' Sho!!!

Would you rather date Jules Foote, eat a paintball, or dive face first into a muddy pile of crap? What do I get if I do any of those things?? You don't get something for nothing, mate!!!!

If Playboy called, would you answer? Oh Yeah. I'd tell Hef to bring it on! He'd dump his eight girlfriends in a New York minute. He couldn't handle me!!!



Lisa Harvey
Femme Fatales
 
 

MICHELLE CHAVEZ

Age: 24

Birthplace: Los Angeles, CA

Sponsors: Hundredth Monkey

Favorite Marker: CCI Phantom/'02 Intimidator

Favorite Field: Proving Grounds

Favorite part of your body? Trigger finger

Least favorite? The parts with all the welts

What do you wear to bed? Wouldn't you like to know? (Hmm, we're seeing a pattern here.)

Forget guys, who's the sexiest girl in paintball? Um.... no comment.

What's your favorite position... on the field? Front. Nothing's more exhilarating than blasting fools a bunker away.
Would you rather date Jules Foote, eat a paintball, or dive face first into a muddy pile of crap? I need to know more about this muddy pile of crap before answering the question.

If Playboy called, would you answer? Why Not!!?!?!?!



Michelle Chavez
Cross
 
 

MONA HEJAZI

Age: 22 going on 23 going on 30 going on 60

Birthplace: Tehran, Iran

Sponsors: Kingman, Raven

Favorite Marker: Spyder

Favorite Field: The Joycenter in Stockholm, Sweden

Favorite part of your body? My huge, giant, enormous smile

Least favorite? Right pinky toe What do you wear to bed? Bed sheets....um....eh.....yeah.

Forget guys, who's the sexiest girl in paintball? Seanette, "Chante" Taylor, and Louise Alicivic.

What's your favorite position... on the field? Doggy-sty.....whoops. The back, I holla from the back. WOOF WOOF!!.

Would you rather date Jules Foote, eat a paintball, or dive face first into a muddy pile of crap? Dive face first into a muddy pile of crap, eat the paintball, and then date Jules so he will leave me alone, for Pete's sake!!!
If Playboy called, would you answer? If Hugh Hefner himself called, HELL YEAH!! I'd do it without a doubt. Otherwise, nuhhhhh.... thanx but no thanx.



Mona Hejazi
Valkryies
 
 

SEANETTE TAYLOR

Age: 25

Birthplace: Ventura, California

Sponsors: Kingman, Chronic

Favorite Marker: Spyder

Favorite Field: SC Village

Favorite part of your body? My left eye

Least favorite? My pointy nose

What do you wear to bed? Pajama Bottoms, tank top

Forget guys, who's the sexiest girl in paintball? My girl Monalicious. She's da bomb.

What's your favorite position... on the field? Middle. Would you rather date Jules Foote, eat a paintball, or dive face first into a muddy pile of crap? Ummmm ............................eh.. ...............ah...........Jules.
If Playboy called, would you answer? For free??? No. For a million bucks?? Absou-friggin-loutely.



Seanette Taylor
Valkryies
 
 

KATERINA VAN DERHAM

Age: Ageless

Birthplace: Perfectville, Heaven

Sponsors: Revlon, Versace, Tommy Hilfiger

Favorite Marker: Either Magic or Permanent

Favorite Field: The Staples Center

Favorite part of your body?
Right index finger

Least favorite? Left index finger

What do you wear to bed? My birthday suit, which I got on my birthday. (What?)

Forget guys, who's the sexiest girl in paintball? Chris Lasoya for sure.......wait.

What's your favorite position... on the field? Front row, courtside
Would you rather date Jules Foote, eat a paintball, or dive face first into a muddy pile of crap? Who the hell is Jules Foote?

If Playboy called, would you answer? You mean if they call again?
Sure, I'll do anything twice.



Katerina Van Derham
Gun For Hire
 
 
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