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The Dark Arts of Cheating
By Jason Morton

Regardless of whether you choice to follow the light or the dark path of our game, you cannot deny that there are others that will stop at anything to take a win away from you, stop from getting eliminated, etc. Paintball is a sport like any other. Rules are in place to govern our actions and make the game more interesting. Those rules come with a penalty if you break them. In football, linemen may hold a jersey of a linebacker freeing his running back to the endzone. If the lineman gets away with it then it was a great play. If he gets caught its 5 yards the other way. There is a very fine line between "cheating" and a great play. This same fine line can be found in many places on the paintball field.

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Cheating or as I like to call it; "Playing the gray", is a part of tournament paintball that will never leave. As long as big money and prizes are on the line players will bend and break the rules to win. Mind you SPLAT nor I am not condoning cheating. Let us repeat that, WE DON'T CONDONE CHEATING!! In a perfect world I would prefer no cheating. Have we ever cheated? Umm, we'll get back to that.

Cheating in paintball started at the first game ever played. I heard he scrubbed a leg hit. From that moment a precedent was set. Cheating became a part of paintball. Rather then sit here defend cheating I will let you make your own decisions. And while you can see why someone would cheat in the finals at the World Cup of paintball, with $25,000 on the line, cheating in a rec game or practice is stupid. You have nothing on the line and your not making yourself better. Players that cheat in practice are not helping themselves; they are cheating their teammates and will end up sucking at the tournaments.

If your really the kind of player that would head out to your local field and not be man enough to accept that a 13yr. newbie shot you square between the eyes, but instead would rather wipe it and make sure that kid gets your revenge, you should consider taking up Airsoft, where you can cheat all day long like a friggin savage cuz even if you get hit 20 times, there's no evidence as such. Airsoft is a game played on the honor system, and it works. However, take referee's outta paintball and people would get sent to the hospital every day thanks to cheating and dangerous play.

 

There is a huge difference between a little wipe and playing dangerously. Adjusting velocity, freezing paintballs or anything that could hurt another player is wrong and should not be done, ever. Goggles are not meant to take a paintball at 375fps, and neither was your crotch. If this is you then know your playing with fire and will eventually hurt someone or get your teeth knocked out.

Do you even know the difference between cheating and playing the rules correctly? If your running to your bunker, and feel a hit on your back, leg, head, or anywhere else you can't easily see with your own goggle covered eyes, is it cheating if you stay in the game before a ref comes over to check you? Depends. If any of those did break and you continue to play, you'll have at least one friend to talk to on the way to the deadbox when you both get pulled. However, if you get hit and slide into a bunker, don't fire, and scream for a paintcheck from a ref, only the incredibly under-trained and dimwitted ref's will continue to pull a 1 for 1 in that situation, and as we all know, if the ref's suck, your screwed anyway. Are you a cheater if you sit in your bunker and wait for a check? No, you're a smart player helping his team, and although you might not think it to be cheating since you didn't know if the ball broke, playing on is considered a dark art in every paintball tournament series rulebook across the world, cheater.

 
 

Dealing with the dark arts has it risks and gains. If you don't know what you could lose then you're an idiot. The cheat is like a fake punt. Use it correctly and it could change the entire outcome of a game, but at what cost? The gains to cheating are obvious. The risks on the other hand are very subjective. The rules are clear but the reffing staff can do as they wish.
Paintball penalizes in the pulling of extra players. Players call this the 1 for 1, 2 for 1, or 3 for 1. These penalties refer to the other players you got pulled for you. A 1 for 1 is you and the closest player next to you being pulled. This is a small penalty (unless you're the guy getting pulled) and is used for players that are playing on after a hit or spinning on a player after you get bunkered. The 2 for 1 is 2 players pulled plus the offender. This is used for players that actively try to deceive a ref. A good example is if you get hit in the hopper and try to wipe it off on the bunker or you get hit on the knee running and you slide on it to get it off. These penalties are more serious and can affect the game in a big way. 3 players leaving the field at once is ugly. The 3 for 1 penalty is a team killer.
If a player wipes a goggle hit or gets hit and keeps running down the field shooting guys then they will probably get the dreaded 3 for 1. Four players going to the dead box. You don't see many of these but when they happen you can expect a bitch slapping in the dead box. In 10 man it wasn't so bad but in 7 man its like not even showing up for the match.

Now that you know the penalties you need to know the situations where the practices of the dark arts are successful, and if you're a ref, now you know what to look for that you've been missing all along. In most forms of tournament paintball, the back guy is usually left without a ref and can get away with much more then a front player. The thing with players cheating in the back is they knowing where the ref is and more importantly where he isn't. If a guy is playing the outside of his bunker and the ref is on the inside then he can get away with any hits on the outside. If the ref moves to the tape then he has to play it clean. The biggest tell for a ref is when a back player flinches or jumps back quickly to dodge a hit. The idea is dodge it if you can. If you can't then most players will flinch jerkingly and give away that they've been hit. But a calmer player with cheating experience would do it differently, like this.

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Say you get hit on the outside shoulder. As the ref is running over to check him, he tells the ref. to check his pack. The ref, depending on skill level (although we believe the vast majority of ref's listen way too much to what players are saying) will spend a few seconds looking in between your 17 pods. While he is checking the pack that player will probably be busy scrubbing the hit off the front. Back players skilled in the dark arts know the difference between a hit and elimination. A hit is a when the ref doesn't see you. Elimination is when he does. Pretty simple rules eh?

Another extremely jedi-mind trick type of play is the "It came off the bunker" technique. A player gets shot and ref is coming to you to check him. That player in turn quickly shoots his own bunker and rubs the hit into the collection of paint. When the ref gets there he makes sure that he shows the ref. the bunker before they get to pulling their armband. The Ty Cobbs of paintball, who plan on cheating before the situation even comes up, will pre-shoot their bunkers when they see that their team is losing players. Dark minded front players have a tougher job of getting away with a cheat. They are up where all the action is and because it is more exciting there you have more refs watching. The front and mid guys do have fairly successful tricks in their arsenal though. The first one is the slide or dive. Quicksilver front players that are making a run to the 40 and often take hits to the knee. Simple dark arts answer, you can just slide in on it. Magically it's gone! The other easy cheat for Mid/Front ballers is the bunker swipe. The good front player is very active in their bunker, whether they are cheaters or not. If they are, when/ if a hit appears on their hopper they can easily switch the side of the bunker they are looking out of, dragging the hit across the bunker. 90% of the hit will stay in the bunker and they can then easily convince the ref that it came off the bunker.

 
Another simple cheat is more of a playing on then a wipe. Sometimes it is done with assistance from teammates, while the best can do it on their own. If a player in a prime position gets shot, only a handle of the best dark soldiers will get outta their bunkers like their ass is on fire, and run down the field trying to take as many of the other team with them as possible. Since a game could be moving along slowly, its very possible that a ref who isn't having a hard time keeping track of the game, will see that you have a hit on you when go for this move, resulting in that ass-kicking 3 for 1 we spoke of earlier. To counter this, some teams have developed codes that let their teammates know "I'm hit, and they'll never take me alive". The other players then start throwing paint all over while the hit player gets up and runs down the field mobbing fools. After he gets 2-3 guys he calls himself out and runs to the dead box. The confusion usually allows the player to get away with it. Pretty bastardly, but I've seen it win world championships.

Not all cheating takes place on the field. Some of it starts hours before you play. These types of cheats are less violating but make a huge difference. The most popular type of cheat is the use of excess layers. Most rules state that you only get 2 layers, your jersey and what ever layer you wear under it, not including your fat gut. It is pretty obvious when you watch a skinny little player go from crack head size to steroid freak in 5 minutes. Many Pro teams use a thick sweatshirt under their jersey as their layer. While this fits in the rules it looks pretty funny when they're playing at Huntington Beach in 80-degree weather. Many players push the rule as far as possible. The thing most players love about breaking this rule is that they can only catch you before the game. Once on the field and playing they won't get pulled or penalized for too many layers. Worst-case scenario is will make everyone have to undress on the field before your game, which could be a good or bad thing, depending on if you got any girls on the team. Best-case scenario is they get a ton of bounces from their 2 t-shirts, long sleeve shirt, sweatshirt, and jersey. You think I'm kidding but I watched a player pass out in Las Vegas from heat exhaustion. As they attended to him they pulled off 3 shirts, a sweatshirt, and a flannel jacket. Great for hiking up to the summit of Everest, but for paintball, not so much.
 
The other layer type of cheat is a pad. Most paintball tourneys allow you to wear kneepads and arm pads. The problem is that players will wear 2 sets of pads or more. Seeing that most hits come on your forearm when leaning out, players have tried to defend it by putting numerous pads up and down the arm. I saw a Pro put DYE arm pads on and then cover those with 2 sets of elbow pads starting at the wrist. Add that to the 3-4 layers of shirts and that player is now a walking Chucky Cheese bounce-house. The trend of headbands has been an instant hit. It looks cool to wear a headband or two and have the ends dangle in the wind. The reason the pros do it isn't for looks. They put 4 headbands on looking to get as many hits as possible.

And for the cheat that's pretty much the easiest to spot and at the same time the hardest to prove. You may never read about it in the magazines but a dirty little secret happens in paintball. It's the heart of the dark arts, the true test of whether or not you're willing to do anything to win. More times then you could imagine, teams have lost on purpose to help (or screw) other teams. Throwing a game happens in a few situations. Say Team Rizzo needs to win their last game to make the finals. The Rizzo captain will go check the scores and if the team he is playing is either already in or has no chance at the finals he will make the pitch.

"If guys let us win, we will make sure and do it for you the next time you're in our situation." This happens a lot between teams that share a sponsor in common. It is considered being a "team player". It might not sound too severe, but what of all the teams that traveled from around the world to play a clean game, have a chance to make finals, only to lose out because two teams that like each other decided to throw a game. It used to happen in professional sports back when the Mafia owned everything, but fans would riot if they ever caught wind of such a plot ever again. The love would run outta that town like locus.

Speaking of LOVE……. Paintball has had a curse called LOVE. This is before genius like Chuck Hendsch and the Pure Promotions people developed professional trained cores of referees. The problem was that in the top tourneys in the world, teams used to ref each other. Usually Pro teams that have a lot riding on their success. What would happen is that the Pro team reffing would help out the other Pro teams that ref other events. Looking the other way or even wiping players off to help them. Players have even gone so far to remind a ref that, "We are reffing the next event. Are you sure that's a hit?" This is called giving love. The people that get screwed by this is usually the Am and novice players. When a novice started to beat a Pro team, magically a penalty was called on the NOVs and 3 players get pulled. Add that to the disappearing hits and it makes it near impossible to beat a Pro team. This is why all the leagues have put so much emphasis on getting Pro refs that don't have any affiliation with pro teams, but if your playing small-time local tournaments where the ref's are a popular local team that's friends with a lot of the teams that you need to play against, your going to need nothing short of a miracle to win that game.
 
Cheating is bad, getting caught is worse. When they get caught, players always try to do some damage control. I have seen players talk their way out of being pulled after they just wiped a hit. A quick mind and mouth will save most players from most refs. "It is off the bunker", "I shot the player first", "It was spray", "That came off my squeegee", "I slid into some balls". If they can get the ref to stop for just a second there's a chance of staying in. That's why the best cheaters in the business are known for cheating, but still get away with it all the time, because they talk a good game, and sometimes even intimidate stupid ref's with their fame. But if your choosing to cheat because you've heard it made players whole careers and jolted them to stardom, think of this, at what price did that fame come at. You may develop a cult legion of fans that idolize your rock-star status and cheating skills, but most refs's, players, and more importantly, sponsors, will hate your guts. So cheat if you want to become popular, but when your 15min of fame dies down, you'll be left with no team, no friends, and no sponsors, and your name has been changed to John Rocker, the king of a-hole baseball players.

Paintball has become so popular now that players do not only have to hide from the refs but the press as well. Some of the finals games at the larger events have more cameras on the field then players and refs. If you get caught on film you will not only look like loser but your sponsors may not want to be associated with you or your team. I have heard of a couple of players that wiped a hit in front of a very large World Cup crowd. After the event the teams either lost a sponsor or two or the Captain was told to cut the offending player or lose their sponsorship. In paintball the cliché of "cheaters never win" isn't true. Cheaters do win and teams that practice the dark arts are teams that are the best in the world. Sponsors may not like to hear it or see it but they know and they put up with it as long as its not what the team is primarily known for. If asked they say they hate cheaters and won't support it, but not a single top team in the world exists that's never slide on a hit, influenced a ref, or worn too many clothes during a game. So if cheating is apparently so rampant, what can be done to change it all around? We went into the field and the industry and asked some of the movers and shakers of the paintball industry what they consider cheating and what can be done to cut down on it.
 
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